Sandwich Mini Golf - (508) 833-1905

Are you f***ing kidding me, Mike? This is the Augusta National of miniature golf. It's been here forever and there is a reason. There's tidal river that you hit over by air, by bridge, and by floating boat. Just because it doesn't have a mountain or a pirate or a waterfall doesn't it mean it isn't the best course out there. While Mike M. is over at Pirate Cove with his boyfriend sipping on a watermelon slush puppy like there's no tomorrow, more concerned with what color his ball is than what he shoots on the back nine, I'll be playing 27 (and counting) holes of the finest minigolf establishment in the universe. Get your head out of that whales arse.

This mini golf course is a little too over hyped. The prices are way too high for even a good mini golf course, which this is not. The upkeep is not very well done, and the layout of the course to start with is the problem. Parking is generally not a problem as people know to stay away from this one.

Just another cape cod mini golf course, but it holds up to the crowds. Not as crowded as some of the big guys, but still some lines, but great holes to play on, so it's worth the wait. There are a couple of holes that could use a little repair, but other than that, a great place. The summer help working there are very friendly and will help you with whatever you need.